Monday, May 18, 2009

The Planetary Continent


Nazy, just aware of the definitional change is particularly appalled by Pluto’s demotion from planet to ‘dwarf’ status. She telephone to complain.

“Pluto has always been a planet, Dan.”

“It wasn’t a planet before it was discovered.”

“What does that mean?”

“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to..”

“Dan, you are missing the point. Pluto should be ...”

“… a dog?”

“Dan..”

“Oh, right, you didn’t grow up with Mickey, Donald and, eh, Pluto.”

“Dan?”

“The Astronomers came up with a defensible, scientific definition, my dear. It has to do with gravity, orbital mechanics and spheroids.”

“Nevertheless, it seems..”

“It has set the stage for the next big fight – in the area of geology.”

“Geology?”

“Of course. Do you think Europe is a real continent?”

“Europe?”

“It is attached to Asia. It is a tiny appendage on a huge land form. There is no scientific reason to call Europe a continent – and I’m ready to lead the way toward change.”

“They could call it Eurasia.” Nazy was trying a rational approach.

“They could, but I think ‘Asiape’ is more realistic. Anyway, after I eliminate Europe, I will move to have France redesignated as a haughty hamlet.”

“The whole country?”

“Precisely, my dear,” I replied. Nazy wasn’t convinced.

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