Trapped in Atlanta, Darius and I seized the moment:
“We can get some ribs for dinner, Dad.”
“Mom..”
“… would never approve, but she is in California and we are in Atlanta.”
“I see your point.”
“And I need to fix my iPhone.”
Last Christmas, Nazy and I gave Darius an iPhone – a very expensive iPhone. Aware of the high prices in Switzerland, we asked Melika to acquire the device in California – where it cost even more. The day before Christmas, Darius commented (extensively) on the shortcoming of the iPhone:
“It’s bogus, Dad. They link the phone to a network. Android from Google is much, much better. Apple sucks.”
As you can imagine, this comment generated some consternation in the parental cohort of The Martin Family.
Darius changed his (i)Tune after he opened the phone. But:
“It’s not supported in Lebanon, Dad.”
“It won’t work?”
“Everyone has them, so …”
“Will it work, Dar?” I replied. “Your Mom would like an iPhone if it won’t.” I thought.
“I think I can get it unlocked.” (He wasn't willing to part with it.)
In fact, he did get unlocked. It worked for three days and then he loaded an update from the Apple website. Then:
“See Dad,” Darius explained. “The only thing it does is say:
Slide for Emergency.
“What does that mean?”
“I don’t know. If I’m attacked by a mugger, do I slide to the grown? Slide the phone into his knee?”
“Dar..”
“It’s Apple, Dad. They are corporate villains. They knew it was me and they disabled my phone. I’m going to the Apple store and I’ll give them a piece of my mind.”
“Which piece?” I thought.
“They’ll just tell me that I’m using the phone in an unsupported area and then…”
“You’ll throw it in their faces?”
“Dad.”
“We can look at the iPad while we’re there, Dar.”
“The iPad is so lame, Dad. It’s too big to be an eBook and too small to be a laptop. No one will want one.”
“The iPad is so lame, Dad. It’s too big to be an eBook and too small to be a laptop. No one will want one.”
“I want one.” I thought.
Contrary to Darius’ expectations, the Apple store fixed his phone. And equally contrary, Darius liked the iPad.
“This is cool, Dad. You push the ON button and it turns on, Dad. Immediately.”
“Isn’t that what a machine should do?”
“Have you tried booting a Windows PC, Dad?”
“I know, it used to be possible to get a cup of coffee while the machine was getting ready to do something, but now you can have a full American breakfast.”
“Turning a PC off is equally difficult.”
Unfortunately, the Atlanta Apple store had no iPads in stock. The huge US demand has also delayed introduction in Europe.
“Well, Darius,” I said. “It’s not all bad.”
“What do you mean?”
“I’m going to New York. I think they’ll have iPads in stock.”
Note: They did. And their stock decreased by at least 1 when I got there.
The photo is completely unrelated to the text, but I like it.